Hollywood Is A Great Place To Live... If You're A Grapefruit

Hollywood Is a Great Place to Live… If You're a Grapefruit

Dear boy, you haven't seen the world till you've seen mine
We'll whisky a-go-go where the rum and cokes flow like gallo wine
We'll hablo espanol like we know what we're saying
There's no better place on Earth made for playing

Like Los Angeles
La la la la la la la la Los Angeles

It's always sunny in LA
The riot flames are bright
At Sunset that's when fun begins
The sky is pink at night

Save me from the place of beauty
Traffic jammed with freeways
Gawk at all the pretty cars
We'll walk into the pretty bars
And stalk all of the pretty stars
Talk about a perfect LA day
It could be like this always

In Los Angeles
La la la la la la la la Los Angeles
La la la la la la la la Los Angeles

Fly across the ocean
And land into a motion picture
Leave your simple life behind
There's nothing here that you can't find
It'll be just like a movie
That's my guaranteed solution
It's you and me
and the constant air pollution

I know what you're going to say
It's too far away
From reality
But it's my backyard
It's not that hard
To love LA
Won't you stay
With me

Quit your day job and live with me
In Los Angeles
La la la la la la la Los Angeles
Come meet all my actor friends
La la la la la la la Los Angeles
Where dreams are possibilities
And dreaming never ends

In five hundred years we'll all be drowned
But it's okay
If you're here with me now
In my town

I'm stuck here in Los Angeles
La la la la la la la la Los Angeles
No luck here in Los Angeles
La la la la la la la la Los Angeles
Till I get rich and move far away
Tomorrow's another sunny day
In LA

La la la la la la la la Los Angeles
La la la la la la la love Los Angeles