Drug Dream Boyfriend

Where are you?
You're supposed to be my best friend
And it's lonely waiting in line for the emo boy shows
All alone

Who are you?
A friend of a friend?
Or someone I already know?
Where'd you go?

take pictures of ourselves at arm's length
so we both fit in

That's where he kept me, never letting me in
I never wrote about our love
Only our pain
My whining and crying my constant refrain

But you

You're my drug dream boyfriend
My fantasy man
No one loves me like you can

You're my imaginary lover
My fake best friend
You treat me better than a real man can

Sailor Jerry

You've got a big dick, Sailor Jerry
You love to throw it around
You think you're pretty quick, Sailor Jerry
Clever, thick and just a clown

You treat girls like whores, Sailor Jerry
Recreate what you've seen on the net
Brush them off when you get bored, Sailor Jerry
There's always a willing participant

Fuck, drink, laugh, lie
You've only got one life
And it's all about you
Cheat, hurt, apologize
You're always someone's Mr. Right
You've not nothing to lose

You've got me stuck, Sailor Jerry
The unkindest of glue
A sitting duck, Sailor Jerry
I wait in line waiting for you

I visit your one bedroom, Sailor Jerry
Arriving late and staying til dawn
In the dark, you bulge, I bloom, Sailor Jerry
And then I'm gone